Technically a "What If" but...
Before the P5V11 Royal Family meeting
Ferdinand: So you understand the plan? We'll lead Sigiswald to get the Tool and lead the way.
Rozemyne: ...How...well do you know him?
Ferdinand: I spoke with him briefly during Giselfried's funeral. He seemed a tad foolish, but now that we know Raublat was manipulating him he should be fine now and recognize his place.
Rozemyne: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah, since I was engaged to him I had to engage with him quite a bit, even negotiate one on one. He's very proud, a bit dim, and doesn't strike me as even a quarter as capable as Anastasius. So we may want to prepare a script in case he angers you and/or I and we can push for either Traerqual, Anastasius, or Eglantine to take the throne. Specifically if we realize it is a bad idea.
Ferdinand: ...Fine.
After Sigiswald interrupts at bad points and tries to lay the blame for everything that happened on Ferdinand's shoulders
Sigiswald: So I get the right to rule in return for pinkyswearing? Sweet!
Ferdinand: ...and to ensure you do it on time you will be forced to sign a contract with the Gods.
Sigiswald: ...Sure!
Ferdinand: ...You are to wear these clown shoes and refer to yourself as Pippi Longstocking.
Sigiswald: ...The Gods really willed it? Hm, this deal is getting worse all the time.
Rozemyne: No, Ferdinand just said Mary was too short and thus a commoner name and he has no idea who Longstocking is. Still, if he says yes...
Ferdinand: And you have to drive a unicycle while doing the Dedication Whirl.
Sigiswald: Of course!
Ferdinand: ...Fine. Now give Rozemyne her name so she doesn't crush you with her mana-
Sigiswald: WHAT?!? NO! THE NEXT ROYAL WILL NOT BE YOUR-
Traerqual: SIT DOWN YOU ARROGANT FUCK.
Ferdinand: Ah, thank you King Traerqual. Would you take the Tool? You won't have to-
Traerqual: I believe only one who can get the Book on their own can call oneself Pippi Longstocking.
Rozemyne: Uh hold on-
Eglantine: I volunteer to be the new Pippi Longstocking.
One transference ceremony later
Ferdinand: I know we were joking but she truly has an artist's soul.
Rozemyne: I kind of hate how well she pulls off the hair.
Eggy gets the Book for real
Eglantine: So the unicycle thing...
Erwaermen: I can't tell if she was trying to ensure Sigis wouldn't be able to get the Book by embarassing him but failed or if she wanted to mock the new "Zent" or Us. Still, you may want to speak with Myne and Quinta before the next Transference Ceremony.